Current mood:	accomplished
Current music:	boing

~Vague directions

Girl walks through hallway, enters bizarrely flat and lined world.
Meets up wiiiiitttth sentient triangle!
Triangle's name is Tri. Or something. NO that's lame. But I like Tri. DARN IT. Shut up.
Girl: wtf omg
Tri: HI
Girl: Where am I?
Tri: DUH.
Girl: That's not an answer.
Tri: I never signed any contract with you saying that I had to answer questions, you freak.
Girl: You are a worthy opponent.
Tri: I know.
Girl: Where am I for serious this time hizzy.
Tri: I don't know lady. You tell me. Where'd you come from?
Girl: Some building. It was abbreviated HCH. God forbid they actually give me any real information on this whole thing.
Tri: Uh huh.
Girl: Don't give me that look.
Tri: How'd you get here lady?
Girl: I walked down this bizarre hallway.
Tri: How rabbity.
Girl: What.
Tri: I mean, how unfortunate. Rabbity is a term we use around here. It means you're frigging crazy.
Girl: I'm not crazy, although I know without turning around that the passage behind me is gone.
Tri: You bet it is. If it was there in the first place. You freak.
Girl: Is there someone else I can talk to?
Tri: No.
Girl: Well...are there other triangles around here?
Tri: Your mom's a triangle.
Girl: HEY.
Tri: At least, that's what she told me last night. OH!
Girl: My god, I enter an alternate dimension and it's still filled with idiots.
Tri: My god, someone falls into my dimension and they're still a tard!
Girl: You can't say that.
Tri: You can't stop me.
Girl: Okay, this is getting us nowhere. Nowhere at all. I want to...
Tri: Go home, right?
Girl: Well, actually, I dunno. This place might be interesting.
Tri: Uh huh. Do you have anyone to come home to is the question.
Girl: Well, I told my roommate that I was going to be back at some point, although I didn't specify when. I thought I'd get lost and wow I was so right.
Tri: Gee, you don't think she'll be the least be concerned when you don't show up tomorrow?
Girl: I guess so. I guess I should go home then.
Tri: Let me guess, you want to spend some time exploring our fantastic and new universe like a tourist.
Girl: Actually, if everyone here is like you, I don't really want to do anything here.
Tri: You're so clever. Seriously. I have been blessed to have you, of all interdimensional travelers, become my sole interesting experience.
Girl: What, you live a boring life? I guess having three sides would get that way occasionally. ::holds out hands:: AM I OBTUSE? AM I ACUTE? I DON'T KNOW!
Tri: What on earth are you talking about. What kind of idiot are you, anyway? Seriously.
Girl: You're the triangle buddy.
Tri: You say that as if that's some kind of problem. You know nothing. NOTHINNNNGG.
Girl: Because you haven't TOLD ME ANYTHING
Tri: I haven't told you anything because YOU SHOULD ALREADY KNOW
Girl: HOW ON EARTH SHOULD I KNOW THINGS WHEN I JUST FELL IN THIS STUPID DIMENSION
Tri: Didn't we already go over the fact that you're insane? I can recall. Do you? Do you need some help?
Girl: I'm not crazy.
Tri: Then how'd you get here?
Girl: Okay, I can't help it if the portal that took me here closed. It wasn't like I wanted to come here.
Tri: At this point, I would normally go on some long rambling metaphor where I'd make up stuff about how you really DID want to come here because you were searching for adventure or something inane like that and you were just hiding the truth from yourself, but I don't like you and I want you to go away.
Girl: What do you mean? Are you saying this is some metaphorical inner journey tripe?
Tri: ...did you pay attention at all?
Girl: Ugh. Why you.
Tri: I was just asking myself that question.
Girl: Where's the fastest way away from you?
Tri: I'd imagine that it'd be in a direction OPPOSITE FROM WHERE I AM CURRENTLY SITTING.
Girl: ARGH. ::attempts to walk, falls flat on her face and dissolves into a bunch of geometric shapes before rejoining:: HOLY JESUS CHRISTPOGOSTICK JUMPING FREAK WHAT WAS THAT
Tri: Hahaha, that was hilarious.
Girl: SHUT UP seriously I just like...fell apart.
Tri: More like fell TOGETHER oh burn.
Girl: YOU'RE MAKING NO SENSE.
Tri: Oh oh I'M NOT CRAZY LADY. YOU'RE the one who supposedly walked down the giant corridor of light to become a royal pain in my ninety degree angle.
Girl: Okay. Okay, I can handle this.
Tri: Your head became an rectangle.
Girl: NO IT DIDN'T SHUT UP. Okay. I must be dreaming.
Tri: NOW you come to this conclusion?
Girl: ::sits up, still in her fairly intact self:: I can't walk here, apparently.
Tri: No, try it again. I bet it'll work this time.
Girl: You just want me to turn into random shapes again.
Tri: I wish I had a camera.
Girl: I wish you'd shut up or be helpful.
Tri: Hey lady, I have no obligation whatsoever to help you. Heck, if some guy fell naked out of the sky into your lap and was like HELP ME ESCAPE THESE EVIL BARBARIANS WAGGA WAGGA I doubt you'd give him a thousand degrees and send him on his way.
Girl: You guys use money?
Tri: What?
Girl: Never mind. You guys have barbarians?
Tri: My god, it's like you're getting stupider as we speak.
Girl: I've never been here before, for the love of God.
Tri: So you say, my rectangular headed compatriot. So you say.
Girl: Okay, my head, if anything, is oblong, not a rectangle.
Tri: What, are you biased or something? I won't tolerate rectangle bias.
Girl: What? WHAT no.
Tri: Good, cause those rectangles stole my wallet once. Jerks.
Girl: I don't care if rectangles raped your mom, I need to find out a way to walk.
Tri: And this involves me...how?
Girl: I DON'T KNOW. Has this ever happened before?
Tri: You mean has a lunatic ever told me their feet melted into the floor when they walked?
Girl: They don't melt, they just...
Tri: Uh huh.
Girl: Look, you've got to help me. You've got to like...do something about my feet.
Tri: Why gee, I never thought of that. I'll use my marvelous psychic powers to lift you off the ground, and also get myself some ice cream and a nice mansion I'M NOT A SUPERHERO LADY
Girl: I KNOW SUPERHEROES AREN'T THIS ANNOYING
Tri: ::begins hopping away::
Girl: No wait come back!
Tri: ::turns around::
Girl: I...I love you.
Tri: I'm not going to help you.
Girl: C'mon, you can carry me or something.
Tri: WTF WHY WOULD I CARRY YOU
Girl: BECAUSE...::rummages through backpack:: I've got...a notebook.
Tri: A RECTANGULAR NOTEBOOK YOU GIGANTIC WHORE.
Girl: DON'T CALL ME A WHORE
Tri: Whore.
Girl: I'LL KILL YOU ::attempts to run at Tri, falls into pieces again::
Tri: ::grabs a triangle piece::
Girl: ::reforms:: HEY
Tri: Hehehe. Alright. ::absorbs triangle piece, becomes slightly larger::
Girl: HEY HEY! HEY you give that back oh JESUS CHRIST THAT WAS MY FINGER
Tri: Heh heh. Alllriiiight.
Girl: I'm going to kill you.
Tri: What, with your nine fingers? Hahaha, good luck lady.
Girl: I swear to god.
Tri: ::tries to hop away gleefully, gets stuck:: Uh oh.
Girl: AHA ::again attempts to reach tri, falls apart::
Tri: Sucker. ::grabs more triangle pieces::
Girl: STOP STOP AGH ::reforms::
Tri: ::grows larger:: This is awesome.
Girl: MY GOD YOU TOOK MY HAND.
Tri: Hahahahahaaaa
Girl: This can't be happening.
Tri: Hahaha, I know. I'm not usually this lucky.
Girl: Okay listen, we need to make a truce.
Tri: Why should I make a truce with you? I've got all the power here, Mistress Fallapart.
Girl: No seriously. You can't just steal my bodyparts.
Tri: And the reason behind this is...?
Girl: Because I'LL FRIGGING KILL YOU ::manages to grab Tri::
Tri: OH #$^@
Girl: ARRRRRGHHHH ::attempts to throttle a triangle, fails::
Tri: OH GOD THIS IS CHAFING ME SOMETHING TERRIBLE
Girl: DIE DIE DIE DIE
Tri: ::stabs her in the chest with his point::
Girl: AJFIOAGJH ::falls over, falls apart, reforms::
Tri: HEY you stole some of me!
Girl: Hey, my ear's back!
Tri: You jerk. What were you trying to do?
Girl: Will you help me?
Tri: On your planet do people commonly help others who just constantly ANNOY THEM SERIOUSLY why on EARTH SHOULD I HELP YOU
Girl: CAUSE...uh...I'll give you...more bits of myself, I guess.
Tri: See, now there's an offer I can get behind.
Girl: Really? You'll help me?
Tri: I don't know. You're really irritating.
Girl: ::twitching:: YOU'LL HELP ME?
Tri: How you fruitcake.
Girl: Um...can you carry me?
Tri: How should I know? And where would we go, anyway?
Girl: Are there any towns around here?
Tri: No, we're just roaming nomads who wander the fields, forever destined to a life at sea. C'mon lady, use your head.
Girl: Well, take me to a town.
Tri: What train of thought makes you think someone would a. want to help you there and b. even know how to help you in the first place?
Girl: I don't know, I'm hoping that not everyone in this world is as much of an arrogant prick as you are.
Tri: The world is full of pricks and idiots, isn't it? You honestly think that because I'm a triangle that makes things different?
Girl: Well, I thought so at first, but now I'm hoping you're just a social reject.
Tri: You know what, fine. I'll take you to town. ::scoots under the girl and begins hopping along, carrying her as he does:: Then I'll drop you and everyone will steal your organs. It'll be great.
Girl: What, will they like you better then?
Tri: Hahahaha, are you trying to psychoanalyze me? C'mon lady. I'm not stupid.
Girl: Y-
Tri: "You could've fooled me" HURRRHURRHURR you are just SO clever aren't you. They just pick such winners over where you come from.
Girl: I didn't choose to come here you prick.
Tri: If you even CAME HERE AT ALL.
Girl: SHUT UP FOR GOD'S SAKE ::whaps him::
Tri: OW ::knocks her off::
Girl: NOOOOOO ::scatters::
Tri: ::gathers pieces:: Skank.
Girl: HEY
Tri: Got your nose!
Girl: OH JESUS

AND THUS DID THE ADVENTURES OF GIRL AND TRIANGLE BEGIN